This just in: Mysterious plates of unclaimed cookies strategically placed in a large number of American homes on December 24th!
Did your mother, or father leave a special treat near the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve? I’m not sure who told them what to leave for him but in my home it was always cookies or something classified as “dessert.” Surprisingly enough, my health conscious mother decided we should leave a few carrot sticks along with the chocolate chip cookies and rice milk. If you’re going to eat something sugary, then you must have even more of the healthy stuff. I think that’s about how it went in my home, growing up.
Santa Claus isn’t in great shape. Let’s face it. …